I spent about three hours contemplating society's perception of towels the other night. Granted I wasn't in any state to command an army or drive a forklift, but it seemed like a relevant thought at the time.
I cant think of any other current uses for towels other than drying things. I've decided to make money and end my period of unemployment by inventing towels for the 21st century.
Towels are incredibly comfy. Many hats are not. Replace hats with towels and we can put an end to one of the biggest problems in modern day life. A hat made out of towels will finally solve the horrific torment everyone suffers when they try to fall asleep against a window in a bus or train. That irritating vibration that your jumper is just too thin to save you from. Once the towel hat is in stores, everyone will be able to sleep wherever the hell they want and god dammit they will be comfy doing so!
I don't have a picture for this one because it would be horrifying. However if it could be marketed I think it would sell incredibly well! "Tired of an itchy arse? Sick of looking like a fool trying to sneak in a scratch? Have you just had enough of winnets? Well then purchase some brand new ass floss! Made out of a teeny towel for your taint, this invention is sure to rid any ailment in the anal region!" Fantastic, I could see myself making millions. Infact yes, this is what I'm going to do this week. Invent ass floss and sell it for an obscene profit.